Scientology never had star power like this.

Even FRIENDS star Matthew Perry is a follower of the Holy Ass.

J'adore le grand derriere!

We here at the First United Church of Jessica Biel's Ass urge you, our brothers and sisters in the holy Ass, to come worship with us daily.

Take note, my brethren, that all pictures may be clicked upon to reveal the Holy Ass in all it's full sized wonder.

What you are witnessing here could only be the work of intelligent design.

I bid you, good day.

Bear witness to the physical embodiment of Agape Love.

Please observe a moment of silence while viewing.

And know that all of history has led to this perfect creation.

Introduction

As you may have already discerned, this website is to be a Holy shrine devoted to one of the Lord's most glorious and perfect creations: Jessica Biel's Ass.

The Lord displays his wonder and his character in his blessed creation. All God's creations are inherently good and to be praised and this website is to be used for the adoration, exhaltation, and glorification of possibly his greatest work. Please my brothers and sisters, I implore you - Enjoy.